Wii Cheating

Hubby is a MarioKart Cheater.
He just IS.
So, we then decide to play Wii Monopoly–after I almost break Hacim’s coffee table in my fit of rage….just kidding, but really his house is not me-proof….I am kinda a crazy wii player.
And now Hubby is trying to beat the computer at Monopoly. Since I won’t play with him [...]

Road Trips…

So, yesterday, Hubby and I got in the car and decided to go visit my friend Hacim (see Where do Babies Come From? ) since he wouldn’t come visit me.  And since I have two “furlough” days at work this week. Yea, that means days off with no pay. Isn’t life grand? Gotta love the economy. Not that I [...]

The Tree Weed

We rent in an Home Owner’s Association (HOA) neighborhood. The HOA is pretty crazy about how your house looks, ie IF you have any weeds, trash cans out, statues, or any other type of montrosity you will get FINED! A montrosity is deemed as anything that they don’t like or looks hideous.
Well, I have found the most hideous [...]

Banned Grocery Store Trips

Why you should never let me go to the grocery store during that time of the month.
Yea, I can mock myself, Hubby. Beat that. Who has the better sense of humor now?
Hubby: What did you get at the grocery store?
Me: Hmmm
Chocolate Chex
Chocolate donuts
Chocolate pretzels
Hubby: HOW much did all that COST?
Me: WHY? You wanna fight me? You [...]

I will never…

Something you should NEVER do as a NEWLYWED, courtesy of my sister and her husband:
1. Never Bribe your Husband a week’s worth of “favors” to get him to do the yardwork because he just MIGHT actually DO THAT yardwork, right Sis?
How’s that yard coming?

The Million Dollar Question

So, once and for all. You must answer the question, truthfully, so I can finally PROVE to Hubby what I know is already true. I think secretly he knows the truth, but just doesn’t want to admit to it. I need this data to prove to him, statistically, logically and non-biasedly what I have known [...]

Daisy, RIP

Today’s showing of America’s Next Top Blogger is brought to you by another long-time reader and funny gal, silent orchestra.
The topic is bacon. No more details were given.
With this being said, I must say, I am not much of a bacon gal. Turkey bacon? Most definately, but regular bacon. Not.So.Much.
Here’s the reason. When I was in Adv. [...]

Sometimes You Just Know…

Hubby and I are in pre-bedtime routine mode. When on flips a commercial for dialing 1-800-one-5252 to find your one true love.
Hubby: I am going to dial that number to find my one true love, in case it isn’t you!
Me (handing him my phone): You better dial it now, I MIGHT not be it!
Hubby: But, what [...]

Sanity in the Workplace…

I received this forward today. It was just too good, not to pass on. I am especially partial to Numbers 2, 4, and 10.
And yet, I should totally try some of these tomorrow. Because if one more person asks me if I am “sick” I think I will just hack on them directly and tell [...]

Update

 
Germs are spreading fast and mutating.
Soon my army of mucus will overtake this place! My germs will conquer you in silent, but deadly force.
Be scared, workplace people I don’t like, be very scared.