Freezer Mugs Can Start Fights

This weekend, while visiting Hubby’s Grandmother the funniest thing happened. We went over to their place for cocktail hour before dinner and Hubby cracked open a beer.
Grandmother: You want a mug for that?
Hubby: Sure, I guess so.
She then proceeded to walk over to the bar area and holds out about six of those freezer mugs. [...]

Chainsaw Snores and Waffle Nazi’s

So, this past weekend, Hubby and I went to California to visit his family for his Grandmother’s birthday. I must admit, I was a little remiss to make a turn-around trip ( mostly because I HATE road trips, I am just not a good traveler and we were up there for one one whole day [...]

A Rating of the Hostage

The Hostage survived his torture last week.
I cannot give him 4 stars because he was being insubordinate. EVIL HOSTAGE. So, with that being said, I give him a 3 out of 4 stars.
(For those of you that need an explanation; the hostage is my baby sister’s Boy and we took him as a hostage while [...]

A Big No-No

So, this morning I got up early to take Boston to the vet for his allergies. Which he does have, by the way. At this point, I think we own half the vet, but hey….Boston is MY baby and he has been keeping me up for a week with his sneezing.  They gave us medicine [...]

Live Encounters with March Madness

I enjoy a good basketball like everyone else, and March Madness time is just plain fun. Especially when you have teams you love. Since we already established, that I am an AZ WILDCAT fanatic, I am pretty excited to root for my Cats.
But yesterday, at lunch, I had my first real encounter with a real-life march madness [...]

Why Hubbys’ Need Rules

Another long day at work done. WOO HOO.
As you can tell, after a long day at work…my genius brain is practically all used up. So in order to keep the spark alive, I try and woo Hubby, but alas it doesn’t work.
Me: Wanna smell my feet?
Hubby: No. Not really.
Me: The shoes I wore today really [...]

Oscar the Grouch

It’s just been one of those weeks. Filled with stress and lack of sleep and now it has compounded where any little thing feels like it will set me off.
Like what? Well, let me start the list:
1. There is never anything “good” for dinner. We have no food and are poor. I hate grocery shopping [...]

The Dirty Fighter

LOUD NOISE of dog throwing up next to me in the computer room.
Me (shouting): NOT IT! HUBBY, NOT IT!
Hubby (angrily): That does NOT count!
Me (sweetly, if that is EVEN possible): Yes it does, I need to get in the shower and get ready for bed. (Remember I get up at 4:30, it doesn’t matter [...]

Is it Friday, yet?

This is the longest week EVER! I just want it to end!
This is so me….and then I am slapped back into reality.

Confessions of a Tupperware Closet Monster

So, out of my MANY, MANY, MANY WONDERFUL qualities, I do have one downfall. I suppose I can let you in on this little secret, but just know that it has been passed down many, many generations on my dad’s side. It is….wait for it…the curse of the tupperware closet monster.
The lore goes that somewhere deep inside [...]