My Inner Trucker Lady

So, it isn’t like I have a problem or anything, but I noticed that so far this entire week I have guzzled no, eh downed, no drank some sort of liquor beverage every night. Not that there is anything wrong with that, right?
I have determined that work causes me to drink. But, that is a [...]

For a Limited Time Only…

I love Hubby because he takes me here:

And this is the first thing I see when I enter:

And he buys me many of these

And he doesn’t even bat an eylash when the bill is 100 dollars and the majority of the charges are beer!
And that is why I love him.
For a limited time only!
Expiration Date: [...]

I don’t remember…

Hacim, Hubby and I were recollecting on the couch one night….remembering the good ol days.
Hacim: I have no beer.
Me: Who ARE you?
Hacim: I don’t drink that much…
Me: Since when? You used to drink all the time! When did you turn into an old fart? I used to get these kind of calls.
Back in our college [...]

The Young and the Restless

Rae, Hubby and I were on our way to/from picking up some yummy Sonic dinner (Rae never had a Cherry Limeaide….she is not from this planet)!
On the way there, the radio was playing a song about a lady who said she was a princess in a fairty tale life…..yea, I don’t know some country song.
Hubby (grabs [...]

It’s 5′oclock Somewhere!

TGIF everyone! We made it through another one (just barely)
Time to numb the pain…

Conversations with a past graduate student….

Phone rings in my office around 8am, Thursday morning.
Hubby: I need a beer!
Me: It is morning; it is too early to need a beer.
Hubby: Well, it is 5’oclock somewhere, so it is ok!
Me (thinking in my head): What a bad influence Grad School was…..
 Do they make tee shirts? I could design one to say: Three [...]

BBQs, Apples To Apples and Drinking Don’t Mix

This weekend the hubby BBQ’d up a big brisket, and we had my sisters and her hubby over for a night of fun. As can be expected, we ate, we drank and were merry. However, some of us had too much to drink. J (Hint: not me)
We also played a game called Apples to [...]

All you need is….

 Me: There is no beer in the fridge!

Hubby: Guess we better go to the store.
Me: We are broke.

Hubby: Beer is essential to life, guess we go without food.