Monster House

Hubby called yesterday to see if I was behaving myself. Well, as we all know…I am never one to behave myself…especially when I don’t get my afternoon nap in on my furlough day. 
Hubby: So, what have you been up to?
Me: Scaring small children in the neighborhood.
Hubby: How?
Me: Well, this little boy came to our door [...]

My Most Prized Possession

So this past weekend, Honorary Brother in Law (HBIL), came in from Vancouver for a visit because it was his brothers’ and my sisters’, Middlechildadvice\’s Blog , birthday bash celebration. We had a great time celebrating everyone’s birthdays and hanging out with the various family members.
However, I was less than pleased to see HBIL because we [...]

SEX-tuple

There is this game on the iphone that I am addicted to. Hubby found it, and I LOVE it. It is called Sextuple. It is a word challenge game where you are timed to make words. The goal is to find the six letter word before you run out of time. It makes you think. [...]

Not a person…

So Rae and the Hostage were talking, as they were reading my blog.
Rae: Hostage, no one agrees with you on the blog. They all think you are WRONG.
Hostage: That is because I AM not a person on the blog.
Rae: What do you mean? Your name is Hostage. You are a person.
Hostage: More like a slave. [...]

Why I love Hubby

I recently got tagged for this WHY I Love Hubby award.
 I had the following thought process:
1. Who says I love Hubby?
2. Write another Love Blog to Hubby? EWWW I prefer Hate Blogs.
3. Should I allow his head to get ANY bigger–he is starting to not be able to fit through the doors because of his I-am-awesome-complex? [...]

A sister’s lesson

Rae, The Hostage, and I were watching a movie; when Rae and I decided that we were hungry.
Rae (to the Hostage): MAKE US DINNER.
Me (copying her): Make us dinner….
Hostage: NO! After the movie
we continued this pattern for about 5 minutes. For the purpose of this blog, I won’t repeat it for 5 minutes, but I [...]

Trusted Advisors

Me: I’m not crazy, just a little different.
silence
Me: There is nothing wrong with that, right?
Patches (the dog): winks at me (she REALLY winks, people..it’s crazy!)

Peep Show

As Hubby ponders his mysterious guest post blog, I thought I would help him along with my own blog about what you, dear readers, might like to know about our relationship, Hubby, or myself (we all know I am the most interesting-no ego here).
Think of it like your own private peep show into our lives….get your mind [...]

Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder–NOT

More of your FAVORITE conversations.  Hubby got a call yesterday to go do some work at a casino out in New Mexico.
Hubby: So, by the time you come home tomorrow, I will be gone.
Me (probably a little TOO excitedly): WOO HOO. How long will you be gone for?
Hubby (rolling his eyes): Only one night. I will [...]

Banned Grocery Store Trips

Why you should never let me go to the grocery store during that time of the month.
Yea, I can mock myself, Hubby. Beat that. Who has the better sense of humor now?
Hubby: What did you get at the grocery store?
Me: Hmmm
Chocolate Chex
Chocolate donuts
Chocolate pretzels
Hubby: HOW much did all that COST?
Me: WHY? You wanna fight me? You [...]