Strange Encounters at Hooter’s

NOTE: Not meant to offend any preggo readers. But, I hope none of you work at Hooters!
My friend and I went out to lunch today. She was craving a burger, and the closest burger joint near our work is Hooters. So, I suggested we go there for lunch. She was excited because she LOVES Hooter’s [...]

A Rating of the Hostage

The Hostage survived his torture last week.
I cannot give him 4 stars because he was being insubordinate. EVIL HOSTAGE. So, with that being said, I give him a 3 out of 4 stars.
(For those of you that need an explanation; the hostage is my baby sister’s Boy and we took him as a hostage while [...]

He’s Baaaacckk!

Me: Make me French toast!
Hubby: ok
Me (jumping ahead): But, you have too! I have had a very stressful week!
Hubby: I said I would, but we don’t have bread, so I have to go to the store.
Me: Sorry, I am used to the Hostage being insubordinate, so I jumped the gun a little. It is so nice [...]

A Typical Male

So yesterday, after I brought Americus home from the vet, Boston (her boyfriend with benefits) was a little moody. These two cats love each other so much, so I totally “get” what he is going through. Below are their actions, yet I am also incorporating the dialogue that I think went with it:
I let Americus out [...]

The Hostage

Hubby will be away all week at a conference and I am taking a prisoner hostage.
Side Note: a little sadness, but I get the bed to myself. Just not sure who to torment yet…maybe Rae.
So, I told Rae we are hijacking her Boy to come cook for us all week. I told him under no [...]

Affairs of the Heart

Confession Time:
I am in love with someone else. I can’t live without him. I cheat on Hubby weekly. I am always having to go back for more. I am never satisfied. It is like an unquencheable, crazy, uncontrollable, love fest. I think I might be addicted. But, I can’t stop. I will do anything for [...]

Fact

This is why dessert is important in our house…

Evil Dynamic Duos and Dinner

Dear Hubby,
Since you are not here to feed me, I must fend for myself (scary thought). We are running out of cereal, so there are not a lot of choices. After last nights’ pasta fiasco, I wasn’t even about to attempt making dinner. So, I stopped at Arby’s on the way home. Nothing like a roast beef sandwich [...]

Evil Taco Bell!

They took away my two favorite things on the menu! I hate them right now and their inability to make me happy! HOW DARE THEY?!
Hubby (calling on phone): UMMMM they don’t have fully loaded nachos anymore.
Me: WHAT! Tell them to get back in the kitchen and MAKE THEM FOR ME! Ok, I will have a [...]

Fun Family Conversations

Just some snippets of family conversation I thought you would enjoy from the holidays.
Mom-in-law to Hubby: Go pull your thing out and let’s play with it!
Hubby, Hubby’s sister and I start laughing…..yea, all of our minds were in the gutter that time!
FYI: she was referring to his baking….AND this is pre-drinking….
Later On that night…
Hubby: OOO [...]