Sisterly Love

Rae: Do my homework!
Me: No
Rae: Write me a cover letter for work….puhlease?
Me: No
Rae: PUHHHHHH LEASE…
Me: What will you give me?
Rae: Whore.
Me: Slut.
Rae: I hate you.
Me: I hate you more.
Rae: DO IT
Me: Give me presents!

My Middle Sister

Today on America’s Next Top Blogger we will uncover the mystery and meaning behind my crazy sister’s (Middlechildadvice\’s Blog  ) probing question.
Her topic is: Blog about your amazing middle sister—how amazing she is, how you want to be just like her and how you will never reach that goal. Are you puking in your mouth just yet? Cause [...]

The Genius Pair and My Mean Sister

My sister, Free Sister is mean.
Here is what happened.
My dad was visiting from out of town and we had just driven into the driveway after having lunch, when my dad gets out of the car (mind you with they keys still running in the ignition).
Me: DAD! Did you mean to leave your keys in the car, with the [...]

Free Sister

The baby sis has been feeling left out for lack of blog incorporation time. I guess everyone wants their 1 minute of fame. Well, here goes.

FOR SALE:
One lazy sister, who doesn’t put her dishes in the dishwasher. She also doesn’t do what I say. Maybe you can train her, but she is obstinate and [...]

I want a….

At dinner this past weekend, my sisters and I were talking about cell phones with our dad. I was mentioning how I cannot wait until my contract is up in June because I am quitting Sprint. I hate them.
Me: I am switching to AT&T in June! WOO HOO. I am sick of evil Sprint.
Dad: Are [...]

The Tear in Time (AKA Groundhog Day)

So, Friday morning was the worst.morning.ever. Here’s what happened.
Thursday night my sisters and I hung out. It was a fun night, however Rae was supposed to go with Sar to pick up some pizza and movies, but instead she made me go. This started the downward spiral in events.
Sar: Where’s your keys? You need to [...]

My Crazy, Insane Sister Strikes Again

So, today I went to lunch at my favorite place, Jersey Mike’s (see Jersey Mike’s), with my sister and her funny friend Emily (name change courtesy of my sister) from work. We had a great time, that is until my sister started lamenting her fate. She can be a real debbie downer when everything is not all [...]

Emails from my sister…

Sister: Why have you been writing so many blogs? Are you trying to outdo me?
Me: Cause I have been bored. Blogging is not a competition.
Sister: Yes it is.
Me: SIGH

My Crazy Sister

This weekend, my sister has started her own blog. She is already addicted to it and cannot stop checking her site for stats, comments and anything else that might float her boat. She is CRAZY, I tell you CRAZY. But, I guess we have already established this due to her addictions with facebook, getting attention [...]