Phone rings in my office around 8am, Thursday morning.
Hubby: I need a beer!
Me: It is morning; it is too early to need a beer.
Hubby: Well, it is 5’oclock somewhere, so it is ok!
Me (thinking in my head): What a bad influence Grad School was…..
Do they make tee shirts? I could design one to say: Three years of Yale graduate school and all I got was this beer guzzling husband! Where are the FAT paychecks and vacations? Please tell me!