I don’t know what is wrong with me, but my eye (lid) has been twitching for the last two days. I have no idea why, but it is driving me crazy.
Has this ever happened to you?
It is weird, it is like my eyelid just moves, like there is an alien baby inside of it…or something…ok, maybe I have an active imagination, but I can’t help it.
So, while at work, I was talking to my co-worker (CW). Mind you it is totally dead at work this week…NO ONE IS HERE and I mean NO ONE. School doesn’t start back up for another week.
Me: Does your eye ever twitch? Cause mine is totally twitching right now! Do you think it is stress?
CW: No, I just think you are retarded.
Gee, with friends like that who needs enemies….right? Or maybe there really is an alien baby in my eyelid…..