Me: Hubby, will you please drive my mom and sister home because I am too lazy?
Hubby (sitting right across from me): SILENCE
Me: Hubby, don’t you love me?
Hubby (not even looking up): SILENCE
Me (more quietly and sad): Hubby, don’t you love me?
Me: I don’t like these moments of silence….you are supposed to jump up and say “YES, Dear of course I will. I love you soooooo much!”