Well, so far Jury Duty isn’t all it is cracked up to be. First, I got my fork for lunch taken away from me while going through the Xray machine.
Xray scanners: Maam, do you have a fork in your purse?
Me: No, I don’t think so…..oh wait, yea for my lunch.
Xray scanners: We need to confiscate that. You can get it when you are done for the day.
Me: But, how am I going to eat my lunch? I promise not to stab anyone….
Xray scanners (not seeing the humor): There are plastic forks in the cafeteria.
So, there goes my fork stabbing plan…..hopefully I remember to get it when I am done.
I am crowded in a small room of people and I guess they will be screening people soon. In the meantime, I tried to get on the “free wifi” but guess what….it IS NOT FREE.
Woo hoo, guess my 7 years of bad luck has begun….let the fun begin!
To Be Continued….