Me: Should we straighten the house?
Hubby: I guess so.
Me: Ok, I will do the cat litter and vacuum and you should really do Poop Patrol outside cause it looks like the backyard is full of poop, instead of dirt.
So, being the good Hubby that he is, goes out to clean up the land mines. Without even a complaint!
And that is when I get out the vacuum cleaner, plug it in and set it up in a room, so it can “appear” as though I am about to vacuum. Then I head straight for the office to play on the computer “AKA checking my email.”
I am so lost in the moment of “checking my email” that I didn’t hear Hubby come in.
Hubby (yelling): WHAT are YOU doing?!
As he brings me the bag of collected land mines and swings it in my face.
Me (guiltily): Checking my email. EWWWWW!
Hubby: That is not on the chore list, nor is it a chore!
Me: Of course it is, and I was just taking a “break” anyways.
Hubby: You are so lazy!
Hmmmm I prefer sneaky! 🙂