They took away my two favorite things on the menu! I hate them right now and their inability to make me happy! HOW DARE THEY?!
Hubby (calling on phone): UMMMM they don’t have fully loaded nachos anymore.
Me: WHAT! Tell them to get back in the kitchen and MAKE THEM FOR ME! Ok, I will have a volcano taco.
Hubby: They don’t have that anymore.
Me: GEEZ ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Do they still have tacos?
Sending EVIL RAYS OF HATE THEIR WAY! RUDE!
As we are brushing our teeth getting ready for bed the other night, Hubby and I have an interesting conversation.
Me: You have red eyes. That is how I know you and Patches are ready for bedtime.
Hubby (staring closely at himself in the mirror): I don’t have red eyes, do I?
Me: Yup you do.
Hubby (again examining himself closely): Do you think I should shave soon? I think this scruff makes me look SEXY.
Me (matter of factly): I think it makes you look old!
Hubby (sarcastic): I don’t look old!
Me (matter of factly): Yes you do.
Hubby: Well, it isn’t like I have any gray hairs yet….do I? (And he begins to examine his hair in the mirror)
Isn’t Hubby lucky to have me? For better or worse….and I think he is SO VERY LUCKY! 🙂
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