Daily Archives: January 15, 2009

Evil Taco Bell!

MY LOVE

MY LOVE

They took away my two favorite things on the menu! I hate them right now and their inability to make me happy! HOW DARE THEY?!

Hubby (calling on phone): UMMMM they don’t have fully loaded nachos anymore.

Me: WHAT! Tell them to get back in the kitchen and MAKE THEM FOR ME! Ok, I will have a volcano taco.

Hubby: They don’t have that anymore.

Me: GEEZ ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Do they still have tacos?

Sending EVIL RAYS OF HATE THEIR WAY! RUDE!

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…

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As we are brushing our teeth getting ready for bed the other night, Hubby and I have an interesting conversation.

Me: You have red eyes. That is how I know you and Patches are ready for bedtime.

Hubby (staring closely at himself in the mirror): I don’t have red eyes, do I?

Me: Yup you do.

Hubby (again examining himself closely): Do you think I should shave soon? I think this scruff makes me look SEXY.

Me (matter of factly): I think it makes you look old!

Hubby (sarcastic): I don’t look old!

Me (matter of factly): Yes you do.

Hubby: Well, it isn’t like I have any gray hairs yet….do I? (And he begins to examine his hair in the mirror)

Isn’t Hubby lucky to have me? For better or worse….and I think he is SO VERY LUCKY! 🙂

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