Hubby is headed out of town this week to go to Texas to visit his parents and do some manual labor. I know he will miss me, but frankly, I am excited to spread out on the bed and watch whatever I WANT on TV. No snoring, no kicking, no farting disturbing my sleep. Ahhhh the excitement.
But, I will miss him despite all of the above (but don’t tell him this…I can’t have his head swelling up!) See, gotta keep it on the downlow, as you can tell from our conversation below:
Hubby: Come here, baby. Come sit with me. I’m going to miss you this week.
Me (giving the look): SILENCE
Hubby (scowls at me and then waits in anticipation)
Me (evil smile): Oh, was I supposed to say something? I am just excited to have the bed to myself!