CoWorker: I’ve noticed you wearing a lot of black lately.
Me: Yea, I’m mourning my life.
Then later in the elevator
Person: What is that you are eating for lunch? Ramen?
Me: Yup, it is hard times.
Person: EWWWW that is gross. I haven’t eaten that since college.
Me (thinking to self): I KNEW I should have stayed in bed today and not come to work.