Yea, so I am obviously bored tonight and didn’t mess up any dinner, so the clean up session didn’t take that long. Thus have to rely on the good ol’ blog to entertain myself.
When I was in grad school I had to write a paper and come up with an ice breaker of sorts. I don’t really remember what the paper was about, but I DO remember my ice breaker. I got it from a friend who had taken a psychology class. It was a real psychological test that they used on serial killers. So, let’s see, how many of you should be locked up….put your answer in the comments and I will post the answer at some point tomorrow! (Nothing like a little tease)
This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, maybe even her dream guy. She fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later the girl killed her own sister.
What is her motive in killing her sister?
Since you are not here to feed me, I must fend for myself (scary thought). We are running out of cereal, so there are not a lot of choices. After last nights’ pasta fiasco, I wasn’t even about to attempt making dinner. So, I stopped at Arby’s on the way home. Nothing like a roast beef sandwich to end off the day and the pets couldn’t have agreed more with this.
MMM give me that Arbys! Or I will eat you!
Here are your evil fur children, accosting me throughout the whole dinner, and at one point I thought Boston might maim me for my roast beef sandwich. I think it is time for a pub style table ASAP!
I am so cute...GIVE me your Arbys!
HEY! I am right HERE! Hand over the roast beef.
So, being the amazing mother I am: I gave some roast beef to the evil dynamic duo in fear of my life. And then Boston almost ate my finger off.
MUST EAT ROAST BEEF...MUST EAT ROAST BEEF...
I got this forwarded to me today, and couldn’t help but laugh. During these fun times, I am sure you all can relate this to your working environment in some form or another.
Please note that as this is going to be a “tight” year, Management has decided that we should do all we can to reduce cost and improve productivity. Would appreciate it if all of us could adhere to the guidelines with immediate effect. Thank you for your cooperation.
No excuse. The company will no longer accept a doctor’s certificate as proof. If you are able to go to a doctor, you are able to attend work.
Death (Your own)
This will be accepted as an excuse. We would like two weeks notice since we feel that it is your duty to train someone else for your job.
Death (Other than your own)
This is no excuse. There is nothing you can do for them and henceforth no time will be allowed for funerals. However, in case of hardships, the Company has special scheme, in conjunction with the local cemetery for lunch-time burials thus ensuring that no time is lost from work.
Leave of absence for an operation
Henceforth, no time off will be allowed for an operation. The company believes that as long as you are an employee, you will need all of whatever you already have and will not consider having any of it removed. We have engaged you for a particular job, with all of your parts, and to have anything removed would mean that the Company is getting less than it contracted for.
Visits to the toilet
Far too much time on this particular practise. In future, all staff will go in alphabetical order. All surnames beginning with ‘A’ will go from 9.45 to 10.00. Those beginning with ‘B’ will go from 10.05 to 10.15 and so on. Anyone unable to attend at this appropriate time will have to wait until the following day for their turn to come around.