Marriage Myths DEBUNKED

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In honor of Valentine’s Day, I thought I would submit this post. Just keeping it real! 🙂

 

Myth #1: When you get married, you wear lingerie to bed every night.

ANSWER: FICTION- Mostly you wear your old, torn up tee-shirts, ratty shorts and your granny panties.

Myth #2: When you are married, you moisturize and shave your legs every night.

ANSWER: HA HA, do I really need to answer this? FICTION

Myth #3: You fall asleep in each other’s arms every night.

ANSWER: DEPENDS-on if you want to be hit in the middle of the night…Hubby is a bit of a hitter in his sleep.

Myth #4: The wifey presses, folds, and irons the Hubby’s clothes every night before bed.

ANSWER: FICTION-unless you want your clothes burned.

Myth#5: Married life is all flowers, white picket fences, and fancy dinners.

ANSWER: DEPENDS-At times it is, but it takes a lot of work and a lot of money! Neither of which we have accomplished as of yet.

Myth#6: Marry your best friend.

ANSWER: FACT-However, you don’t have to be BFF’s all the time, but be willing to be there for each other–that’s what counts!

Myth#7: Hubbys’ will pretend they hate it, but they really do like The Hills, The Bachelor, Ghost Whisperer and other girlie shows/chick flicks.

ANSWER: FACT-However, they will deny it and just feign that they want to spend time with you, when in fact they ARE interested in anything chick like, but would rather die than admit it.

Myth#8: Hubbys’ require “man caves” (AKA-basement or garage) to feel more “manly”

ANSWER: FACT-They need to do this to recover from things that are girlie (tv shows and such) and bang around on their tools….somehow, it does make them feel more manly….don’t know why.

Myth#9: If you are married and the wife, you should prance around in the kitchen in nothing but your heels and apron, while making your Hubby dinner.

ANSWER: FICTION-Hi, have you MET me? Obviously, this was a freebie.

Myth#10: When you get married, you have long nights of passion and romance.

ANSWER: This can only be explaned via the following conversation:

Hubby: Hey baby!

Me: MMM I am sleepy.

Hubby: But you just showered and shaved your legs….

Me: I am saving it for marriage…

Hubby: You ARE married..to me!

Me: The sheets are clean….

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11 responses to “Marriage Myths DEBUNKED

  1. Now put this in a book and you’ll be all set for money.

  2. That is so true, especially Myth #2.

  3. Just what I needed, I’m getting married in November!

  4. janed21

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  5. bookishpenguin

    Yes, yes, and yes… for it all.

    I got an elbow to the mouth last night. We need a bigger bed.

  6. Terra

    LMAO!!! Myth Number 3 is soooo true!!! Happy V-Day! 😉

  7. Lori

    Regarding Myth #8: After buying our house, my husband filled our garage with all sorts of power tools and whatnot and started referring to our garage as “the shop.” For a good 2 months, he was all anal-retentive about what could/could not be placed in “the shop.” I politely reminded him that what I know as “the shop” is where I work everyday, and his “shop” is where I park our car every night.

  8. Lori: Boys and their toys…aka tool obsession! 🙂
    I can relate OH so well!

  9. Funny because it’s true. (Well, mostly)

    The shaving is hilarious.

  10. Wow, that last one was priceless XD.

  11. steppingthru

    So True, so true! You should write a book about all the marriage myths.
    I think the last conversation was overheard in my bedroom a few nights ago…..

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