This topic of America’s Next Top Blogger is brought to you courtesy of Ram at http://foodhere.wordpress.com/ . He wanted a dialogue between Harland Sanders, Toller Cranston, and Scooby Do. Yea, this is definitely out of my comfort level, so bear with me people. I wasn’t even sure who Toller Cranston was….I knew the rest, well mostly Scooby! J
Setting the scene:
Scooby Do has just helped himself to Shaggy’s Special Brownies off the counter. He is now doggy dreaming on the couch.
Scooby (sleep talking as brownies dance in his head): MMMM me love brownies.
Harland Sanders (appearing out of nowhere in Scooby’s dream): Don’t you want some Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Scooby: MMMM chicken.
Harland Sanders: It is finger licken good! Scoob, I will trade you some chicken for some of your brownies…
Toller Cranston: Hey, I want some too!
Scooby: Who are you? Are you Brian Boitano? I loved that Southpark song.
Toller Cranston: I am not Brian Boitano! I don’t even look like him.
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He’d make a plan
And he’d follow through,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.
Shaggy (shaking Scooby hard): Scooby, want some chicken? I just got back from KFC! Hey! Did you eat all my brownies?
Scooby: Yea…and they gave me the weirdest dreams….Mmmm chicken.
Well, Ram, hope this did it for you…as you can see, I don’t have much experience with the “magic brownies”