Update: The Hostage is in the kitchen cooking dinner. Too bad I am WAY too tired to eat it. But I will let you know how the rest of the week goes. He is already trying to revolt because I tried to pinch him….ok, well I just thought about pinching him, it required too much effort to walk into the kitchen to actually do it….eh.
At least he is doing his job, get in the kitchen HOSTAGE or I will kick you.
I had my Guinness. Time to sleep.