Me: OH NO! I NEED to delete something…the DVR has only 54 hours left of recording time.
Hubby: That is more than enough time!
Me: No it isn’t! You know how I like to keep our “available air time” at 60 hours.
Hubby: You are crazy.
Me (trance-like): I need to delete. Can I delete this show?
Me: I need to delete. You don’t ever watch any of these shows in here! Can I delete this show?
Me: You are crimping my DVR style.
(Totally going to delete something when he isn’t looking…)
So, it isn’t like I have a problem or anything, but I noticed that so far this entire week I have guzzled no, eh downed, no drank some sort of liquor beverage every night. Not that there is anything wrong with that, right?
I have determined that work causes me to drink. But, that is a different story for a different day. So, I come home after a hard day of work and Hubby pours me a nice glass of Crown and Coke. Yea, I am a whiskey, beer, wine, you name it, I will drink it gal. Judge away.
I think I am totally cool downing my whiskey, that is until I get a text from a friend.
Friend: You drunk yet?
Me: No, but I am drinking coke and Crown.
Friend: You are so classy.
Me: Don’t be jealous
But, I am right? I mean, I am classy and lady-like. That is why Hubby likes me, right? (BELCH).
Or is it cause he thinks he will get lucky?
P.S. Hubby oftens suffers from spouts of delusion, especially when I have a drink in hand. (BRRPPP)