This may come as a shock to most of you, since I am so amazing in so many other ways: witty, humourous, sarcastic, and amazingly intelligent. Well, the list goes on. But, I must confess.
I cannot blow my nose. (There I said it…stop being a Judgey Judgerson!)
Since the time I was a little girl, I have been unable to do this simple task. MANY have tried to teach me, and failed miserably. My nose will actually run, and I have one of two choices:
1. Put a wad of tissues up my nose, so the snot doesn’t drizzle down my shirt (or)
2. Sniffle the snot back into my throat, so I can hock it up later (I know, attractive, right?)
Everyone I tell this to looks at me like I am completely NUTS, so I have to ask…..is there anyone else out there, like me, who is unable to blow their nose? Please people, I cannot be the only weirdo out here, right?