Hubby heads out of town tomorrow, but this time only for 1.5 days. So he is hardly gone long enough for me to enjoy the whole bed to myself. (Well besides when I have my boyfriends over…)
Me ( a little too excitedly): What time do you leave tomorrow?
Hubby: Why?
Me: I am looking forward to getting the bed to myself and having a whole day in the house by myself. WOO HOO!
Hubby: How rude. Won’t you miss me?
Me: Ummmm let me think about this. NO, not really.
But will you bring me back a present? 🙂
The Good the Bad and the Ugly 
Mine will be gone for 5 Whole Days! I know! but I have to share my king sized bed with Freddie the bed hog dog from hell even if he is a only a fat wienie dog.