Me: OH NO! I NEED to delete something…the DVR has only 54 hours left of recording time.
Hubby: That is more than enough time!
Me: No it isn’t! You know how I like to keep our “available air time” at 60 hours.
Hubby: You are crazy.
Me (trance-like): I need to delete. Can I delete this show?
Me: I need to delete. You don’t ever watch any of these shows in here! Can I delete this show?
Me: You are crimping my DVR style.
(Totally going to delete something when he isn’t looking…)