Is it strange that for the second morning in a row, I woke up on the floor next to the bed? How did I get there? I don’t remember it. Meanwhile, looked up to find Patches, the dog with her head on my pillows, snoring, and sprawled out like a person on MY side of the bed. Then, under further examination, I find Hubby snuggling up to her, with his arm around her belly.
Clearly, I have been replaced by the dog. I think this is a conspiracy. I think I have been ousted. Evil BED HOG. How is she doing this? And HOW does Hubby not realize that he is snuggling up to a big, hairy beast?
I am not big or hairy …..nor a beast. At least I don’t think.
Stupid Bed Hog.
I think it is time for a bigger bed. Or maybe I should just get my OWN bed. Yea, I like that idea better. 🙂
The Good the Bad and the Ugly 