Rae, Hubby and I were on our way to/from picking up some yummy Sonic dinner (Rae never had a Cherry Limeaide….she is not from this planet)!
On the way there, the radio was playing a song about a lady who said she was a princess in a fairty tale life…..yea, I don’t know some country song.
Hubby (grabs my hand): You are NO princess, and this ain’t a fairy tale!
Me: Don’t I know it, you don’t have to tell me again! I know that this is not a fairy tale by any means…I think I figured that out about 4.5 years ago!
Hubby: chuckling
Me: Yea, I married below me!
Hubby: Aww you can be my princess!
Me: Well you can be my servant!
Now we are on the way home from our Sonic drive-thru……
Me: Guess what Rae misses. I will give you a guess…this is something she complained about for the last 4 years! (pause….silence, so I blurt) SCHOOL!
Me: I told you you would miss it once you were in the world of “I hate being a grown-up AND I hate working!”
Hubby(in a sad voice): I miss school too!
Me (thinking- Are you kidding me…..you are never going to school again! 3 years of my life were stolen from me—ok, so I am a bit dramatic)
Me: Why do YOU miss school?
Hubby: I miss my friends.
Me: HA you have no friends! I mean you have me, I will be your friend, but only cause I HAVE to be….
Hubby: You don’t hang out with me on the back porch and chug back beer.
Me: We don’t have a back porch that isn’t filled with dirt and we have no backyard furniture! I got you covered on the chugging beer part.
The Good the Bad and the Ugly 