Hubby (to me): Did you want to hear about the end of the Spurs game?
Me: I heard about it.
Hubby’s Sis: What? Tell me! I want to know!
Hubby (to his Sis): You don’t care…
Hubby’s Sis: Well, I can pretend I do!
Me (laughing): That is awesome! I need a shirt that says that.. “I pretend to care!”