Lately, Hubby has been getting up really, really, really early to go to work. And we have already established that I AM NOT a morning person…so to be disturbed in my sleep is like waking up a bear from his hibernation. NOT.PRETTY. Of course, Hubby doesn’t think he is being that loud, but to me…sounds like FIREWORKS and MARCHING BANDS are going off in the morning as he slams around in the bathroom, taps his toothbrush, and shuffles about our room. Basically, I am about ready to KILL him. Again, I am just not rational in the morning.
So, sometimes we talk about this at night. I guess, I am hoping maybe he will be quieter or maybe he will realize how annoying he is in the WEE HOURS OF THE A.M. Although I am convinced he makes the morning bangs on PURPOSE because he doesn’t want me to sleep in any longer than he does, but he denies this. LIAR!
Me: In the morning, in my semi-state of consciousness, I dream that I am killing you with each bang you make. You know, like stabbing you like this….(violent stabbing motions are being made)
Hubby (rolling his eyes): I am SO quiet in the morning!
Me: ARE NOT!
Hubby: Waaaaaaaay quieter than you are.
Me: Probably true, but you are still not THAT quiet.
Hubby: I even lay out my clothes the night before, so I don’t make the drawers creek!
Me: You still bang around on purpose to wake me up!
Hubby: And you don’t EVER make noise!
Me: That’s right. That is because I am perfect! J